Lovebirds
There are pigeons roosting on my fire escape. They are calling to each other, and now there’s a dude pigeon trying to get with the lady pigeon and doing the sexy dance. They are going to do it–ON MY...
View Article120 characters beats unlimited characters?
Twitter is totally ruining my blogging. There was even a story on it, somewhere, about how blog entries are ‘down’, not to say that people are totes “down” with the blogging, but people are not...
View ArticleRecommendations! Kind of.
I’m leaving for Canada on Saturday. I believe it’s what the common people call “vacation” but what Canadians just call it “going home”. Anyway, I did this last year, if you recall. I am told that...
View ArticleNeighbors to the North
If you asked me right this very second, HEY WHERE ARE YOU BLOGGING FROM? I would answer CANADA. And if you ask WHERE? I would answer CANADA. Then if you ask NO IDIOT, I MEAN WHERE IN CANADA? I would...
View ArticleHorned Lizard: Thumbs UP, Buddy
A reader from Annietown, “Dill Mates” sent me a picture that upon opening, I said OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BLLARRGGH and then proceeded to forward it to people who will most likely not appreciate...
View ArticleFrosty Treat
My posse and I roll into a supermarket because that is how my posse rolls, and we are looking for ice cream because we are a very hard posse, and we roll into the “ice cream & frozen novelties”...
View ArticleSo Many Worlds, But Only One Cup
Have you guys been keeping up with the AnnieCup? You can find the latest here. As you can see, I am not winning. That is really the only thing that matters. I am not currently a winner. I suppose this...
View ArticleBORN FREE
THERE IS A LARGE ROACH ROAMING FREE IN MY APARTMENT RIGHT NOW. It escaped before I could get the Tupperware over it. Then while I was cooking dinner (yes I was cooking) it came out from UNDERNEATH MY...
View ArticleQuick Alpaca Break
Fuckin alpacas, AMIRITE???? Top row is Cate Blanchett, an alpaca doing a sloth impression, and Justin Bieber after he’s been pushed out of a plane. Bottom row from left to right: Samuel L. Jackson,...
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